Redneck?

Followed a truck with a bumper sticker that said redneck. There was Calvin peeing on a competing brand of vehicle, a Marlboro sticker, a few different beer stickers, some Nascar, a hunting sticker and fake bullet holes. Did you really need the sticker saying Redneck? Seems a bit redundant

Pardon me sir, your Christmas lights are on.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but why are your Christmas lights still on? AND LIT? It's March 2nd. I can see not taking them down after the record breaking snow and ice we've had this year but to still have them lit? Including in the morning? I think you may be pushing the limits of this holiday thing a little. That Easter merchandise you see in stores right now? That's a subtle hint. Please stop ignoring it.